RED MEAT three dog fight (edit) from the secret files of max cannon
You know, Karen, every milkman is supposed to have an apprentice. I've had my eye on you. Do you think you have what it takes?
It's pretty much just drive the truck, bring the milk, isn't it?
Ah, the naivety of the consumer. You only see one side of the industry. That milk has to come from somewhere.
You mean, I'd get to milk the cows, too?
No, but you'd be deeply involved in the process. Say, you're not allergic to any hormones, are you?
I'd have to ask my mom.
2001-06-13 17:56:02By Vaca

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9AIEEE! - CC
8Subtle. --TRT
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8heh.. I've seen a lot of porn centering around this idea...
8Good...God... --VX
8Karen 3 nails it
8I love Karen's cluelessness. V. nice. Way gross, but nice.
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7oh. my. god. -FV
7cute, in a twisted sort of way
7Meaty
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7ew.
7excellent tagline, and decent punchline, even if i saw it coming.
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7Eww.
7What's the difference?
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6Karen's a touch bland here, but nasty idea. -PB
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6Karen's naivety helps this one
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6Took me a moment to get this one.
6Nice subtle twist on what would be an obvious joke
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5Eeee-yuck!
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5Karen lactating?
5Sorry bud, no bite IMHO. I like the setup though. a different 3rd? - gtd
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4Too gross, not enough funny.
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4Milkman Dan is a child tormentor, not a child milker. -Cap'n
4Too forced + Karen's too young to get pregnant. -BN
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