three dog fight (edit)

You know, Karen, every milkman is supposed to have an apprentice. I've had my eye on you. Do you think you have what it takes?

It's pretty much just drive the truck, bring the milk, isn't it?

Ah, the naivety of the consumer. You only see one side of the industry. That milk has to come from somewhere.

You mean, I'd get to milk the cows, too?

No, but you'd be deeply involved in the process. Say, you're not allergic to any hormones, are you?

I'd have to ask my mom.

2001-06-13 17:56:02

By Vaca

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9 AIEEE! - CC

8 Subtle. --TRT

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8 heh.. I've seen a lot of porn centering around this idea...

8 Good...God... --VX

8 Karen 3 nails it

8 I love Karen's cluelessness. V. nice. Way gross, but nice.

8 nice

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7 oh. my. god. -FV

7 cute, in a twisted sort of way

7 Meaty

7 Nice. -IF

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7 -DB

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7 ew.

7 excellent tagline, and decent punchline, even if i saw it coming.

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7 Eww.

7 What's the difference?

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6 Karen's a touch bland here, but nasty idea. -PB

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6 Karen's naivety helps this one

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6 Took me a moment to get this one.

6 Nice subtle twist on what would be an obvious joke

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5 Eeee-yuck!

5 bbg

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5 Karen lactating?

5 Sorry bud, no bite IMHO. I like the setup though. a different 3rd? - gtd

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4 Too gross, not enough funny.

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4 Milkman Dan is a child tormentor, not a child milker. -Cap'n

4 Too forced + Karen's too young to get pregnant. -BN

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9	AIEEE! - CC
8	Subtle. --TRT
8
8	heh.. I've seen a lot of porn centering around this idea...
8	Good...God... --VX
8	Karen 3 nails it
8	I love Karen's cluelessness. V. nice. Way gross, but nice.
8	nice
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7	oh. my. god. -FV
7	cute, in a twisted sort of way
7	Meaty
7	Nice. -IF
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7	-DB
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7	ew.
7	excellent tagline, and decent punchline, even if i saw it coming.
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7	Eww.
7	What's the difference?
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6	Karen's a touch bland here, but nasty idea. -PB
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6	Karen's naivety helps this one
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6	Took me a moment to get this one.
6	Nice subtle twist on what would be an obvious joke
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5	Eeee-yuck!
5	bbg
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5	Karen lactating?
5	Sorry bud, no bite IMHO. I like the setup though. a different 3rd? - gtd
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4	Too gross, not enough funny.
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4	Milkman Dan is a child tormentor, not a child milker. -Cap'n
4	Too forced + Karen's too young to get pregnant. -BN
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