RED MEAT scintilating sensation of anal abrasion, one more from the secret files of max cannon
I got pulled over yesterday. I tried talkin' my way out of the ticket, but it didn't work.
I told the cop I couldn't read the sign cuz I'm illiterate, but he wasn't buyin' it.
He said you don't need no sign tellin' you not to drive a stolen government vehicle through no church.
2001-06-14 13:16:03By Vaca

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8perhaps "police car" instead of "government vehicle". still good.
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8Purty like a pitcher..crz
7Actually, I do believe there's a statute somewhere...
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7Bit wordy.
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7Good twist. -PB
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7Well-done, but, oddly, not funny enough. --VX
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7That's our Earl. --TRT
7Doesn't mean they shouldn't post one, though! :)
7He has a point, there.
7#3 kind of clumsy -Cap'n
7No passing zone in the left aisle
7hehe, sweet. I think this is the final one. - gtd
7it's called separation of church and state, earl -herp
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6too forced.
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5I liked mine better :-)
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5a little heavy in the last panel
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5Good, except I think that would be a tad bit more than "a ticket."
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4But he probably saw MMD do it, so he assumed it was allowed. -FV

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