RED MEAT Postmortemism from the secret files of max cannon
I was readin in the newspaper how its almost the tenth anniversary of this woman that went missin around here.
Three more days and it's a common-law marriage.
2001-06-18 23:34:09By Vorro

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10CROSBYCROSBYCROSBYCROSBY!!!--HD
10Easily one of the best Earls ever. -Cap'n
10Classic Earl!
9heheh... thought it was 7 years, though. could be wrong.
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9Damn. Just... damn.
9Outside of the spelling (even for Earlspeak), this is perfect. Good tag. --VX
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9I love this---SM5000
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8I laughed -JM
8I thought it was 2 years for common-law (or maybe just here). DH
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8+ (an unprecidented) 3! I love it. Well done! - gtd
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7It's it's it's, not its in the first panel
7This was pretty good.
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7this is a good concept in a drought of good concepts
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6Not so sure. -TRT
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6IIRC, common-law marriage is only 7 years.
6So he kidnapped her? Subtle. At least the last line was funny.
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6Except that she probably has to be a consenting partner.
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5Well of COURSE he did it himself. Too obvious for the subtlety to work.
5seems out-of-character -FV
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5Almost, but . . . no. -PB
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