RED MEAT walking erect from the secret files of max cannon
Dad, I don't want to go to Camp Gulag this summer.
Oh? Why not?
Because all I did last year was spread hot asphalt while wearing leg irons.
A little discipline is good for a boy your age.
Well, couldn't you just send me to military school instead?
No dice kid. As long as I'm abusing you, you learn nothing about weaponry. Have a nice summer.
2001-06-20 17:23:35By Preloggy

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8Preloggy, good job. :)
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7100% pure Ted Johnson
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6Very sad. --VX
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6I like camp Gulag, and Ted's #3.
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6not entirely funny. yet, it does have a Red Meat feel to it. -gtd
6You know, Ted's smarter than he lets on sometimes
6Made passable by the punchline.
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5-1 for Ted 1. -1 for "Have a nice summer". --TRT
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5Shoot Ted's #3, set it on fire, dump it in a shallow grave. -Cap'n
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5reminiscent of an existing Original Red Meat
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5I don't really like Abuser Ted. It's more of a twisted love.
5I like the abusive camp jokes but not when Ted is being logical about it
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5I like "Camp Gulag." The rest I can take or leave. Vaca
5Not buying Ted as INTENTIONALLY abusive, though. -PB
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