RED MEAT springs and barrels of outrageous foreskin from the secret files of max cannon
Psst. In my new quantum phase suit, I'm rendered invisible to the naked eye by shifting forward a split-second in time.
La, la, la la la la... Now Barbie's going to marry Ken!
Watch as I torment Karen by moving her playthings around. She'll never know what's happening!
Now they're going on a honeymoon- what? How did they get in that position? Grody!
Hee, hee! Existing in the future is gr-OOF!!!
You're being nasty, Ken! I'm gonna drop-kick you as hard as I can. One... two...
2001-06-21 15:05:19By Reoer

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10Perfect! Original premise, perfect, unexpected punchline!--HD
8This is great. Props for "grody". --VX
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7It's grown on me more.
7worthy of a chuckle. hpyby
7Like this? Go read the "Hyperion" series.
7Clever
7clever. and +1 for tag. -FV
7+2 for the time travel related punchline CH
7Great idea. But Grody?? crz
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6+1 on re-read -Cap'n
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6dodgy physics, but otherwise good
6Funnier if this was animation. Preloggy
6I reread it, now I like it. Vaca
6Improves on a re-read
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6heh oops... they are in the right order. sorry, reoer! changing vote now.
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5very clever but not funny at all...+1 for a kick in the nuts
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5+1 for the tag--decent concept, too much exposition
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5Nah, too contrived, sloppy punchline. -PB
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5Karen on left, Dan on right.
5"Folger's Crystals" dialogue is weak.
5I like this joke.
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4I tried these. Didn't work. --TRT
4bbg
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4Nice idea, sadly it doesn't work.
4My brain hurts. Sorry, will hurt.
4Good last MMD line, but the rest doesn't make too much sense
4pacing! pacing!
3Dan's 1 was the only part I liked. - gtd
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