RED MEAT we're goin' to the yellow brick roadhouse from the secret files of max cannon
Oh, thank you for oiling my joints, Dorothy! It's so good to able to move again.
You're welcome, Mr. Tin Man. Now you're all perfect.
Perfect? No, I'm afraid not--the man who built me forgot to give me an automatic pumping heart.
Why don't you come with us to the Emerald City? I'm sure the Wizard there can help you.
What a great idea! And until we get there, would you mind operating the manual pump between my legs?
I won't play "Oz" with you if you're gonna be gross, Mr. Bix.
2001-07-12 15:59:41By Hangdog

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9Love it. Love. It. Karen 3 is my outlook on life.
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8now this is funny
8Good Bix dick joke..crz
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8"Oil... can!" --John
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7I like that Karen busts him in 3. -PB
7I like this one. - Kres
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7Ha ha ha --TRT
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7Unique -- HoE
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7Better on a reread. -herp
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6Juvenile, but then so am I. -Cap'n
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6Oh, Bix...
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6Poor Karen. --VX
6The joke is tame, but it flows quite well from start to end. - gtd
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6reasonable effort
6I thought of this, too. I like it better now that I see it. Vaca
6The title does it for me
6ew.
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5I don't like sketchy Bix
5The other one was better
5+1 for karen's 3.
5Missing a "be" in Bix's first.
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4ummm... predictable, child molestation
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3MMD is a child tormenter, not --oh, wait, let me try this again. -FV

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