RED MEAT 101 Claymations, Take 2 from the secret files of max cannon
Come closer, kids, and take a real good look at it. The overall elegance of design: the smooth shaft, the sleek lines, the sturdy grip. Only in America can you find such a well-crafted piece of firepower.
I'd let you boys and girls squeeze off a few rounds, but that's against the law until you're 18.
Dad, can you put your pants back on? You're scaring all my friends.
Son, you told me you wanted a birthday party to remember. Now have another beer, it'll calm your nerves.
2001-07-12 17:42:50By Minja

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10Ted rulez! --HD
9Very in character.
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8Scratch second part of Ted's #3, keep the rest. -Cap'n
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7If "shaft" were "barrel" this 7 would be a 9
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7-DB
7I saw right where you were going, but execution is SO over-the-top . . . -PB
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7Ted's 3 is so cool, even though the joke is given away in 2. --VX
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7Hilariously surreal.
7Nice twist - if you can call that nice. Preloggy
7last line makes this comic
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7Ooh! --TRT
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7Ted to the last drop. --John
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6twisted
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6"squeeze off a few rounds" is gold
6Sometimes it doesn't matter that it's obvious; case in point. -herp
6Now that's parenting. - gtd
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6ummm. good
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6ew ew.
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5Very Tedish, but makes me go ehhhh!
5Given away in 1..crz
5Second panel kills it for me, because you can shoot a pistol anytime
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5 - BFJ -
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4-3: "Shaft" was a giveaway. Guns don't have shafts. (great otherwise - fix it!)
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4Painfully obvious what Ted is really talking about.
3Telegraphed. Gross. Blah.
1-7 for pedo Ted -FV

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