RED MEAT cyanoacrylate neonate from the secret files of max cannon
I had a wild party and some of the stuff in my apartment got all broken up, so I bought some of that Crazy Glue.
I hate that stuff. It just won't stick to anything but human flesh.
Oh well, at least the piano is as good as new again.
2001-07-13 22:42:14By Squad Car

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9Remind me to stop by Earl's place the next time I'm in Plainfield. --VX
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8This was a five first time. +1 each reread -IS
8What the...? - CC
8good-- aks
8Nice use of cyanoacrylate.
8Extremely underrated.
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8+1 for tag, +1 on re-read
7lowballers are thinking too hard: it is simply a piano made from human flesh
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7heh.
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7Mebbe I should take up piano again.
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7Great payoff, could have better 1 & 2
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6Unexpected. Gotta give you that. -PB
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6Gave me the heebies AND the jeebies
6I'd use "couch" or "easy chair" instead of "piano" -Cap'n
6I can see where it's going, but the mental imagery doesn't work. TRT
6Maybe needs a better object than a piano. Good concept!
6A long pig piano?
6So lost me.
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6huh?
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5Ed Gein furniture co. ?
5I'm thinking it's a joke on using bones for piano keys, but it doesn't work...
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4Sorry, just doesn't do it for me. - Kres
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4check for a needed comma. put some punch in the punchline. - gtd
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3Time to put this scenario out of its misery

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