RED MEAT give me a desk job from the secret files of max cannon
Just what do you think you're doing, Dan?
Just making my morning rounds, Ted.
That still doesn't explain everything.
Oh this? This is my Exo-suit, which increases my synapse response, thus making my milk deliveries more efficient.
Dan, it's four in the morning and you're leaving my son's bedroom.
Unfortunately, it does nothing for my alibi response mechanism.
2001-07-16 12:52:55By Preloggy

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9i really like this. aks
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7Wow. Evil. --VX
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7GREAT punchline
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6I'm not so much "amused" as "disturbed." -PB
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6Last line nudges it into plus-ville
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6Ditto "son's bedroom". Minor cleanup of Dan's 2. Great premise!
6well, I like it.
6Alibi doesn't apply, but changing it detracts... I dunno. - Kres
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5Great setup, mebbe a slightly better punchline? --John
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5loses points for leaving son's bedroom. would've gotten an 8 if it was the wife.
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5I think the last line is missing something.
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4soooo over the exo suit
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2Just say no to the paedo in the speedo. --TRT
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