RED MEAT the sweet taste of insanity from the secret files of max cannon
Well, Johnny, we've all talked it over, and you're here to stay. We've decided to accept you as one of us.
Oh... I'm so moved... I... don't know what to say! Thank you... What's the gun for, by the way?
Oh, this. Well, first I need you to help me settle this bet me and my wife have. You see, she seems to think your brain would taste like lemon juice. Me, personally, I think it would taste like dog shit.
This might sting a bit.
0000-00-00 00:00:00By HITTKD

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7don't.... want.... to laugh....
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7Niiiiiiice. - CH
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5KA-CHOW! --VX
5well I've always thought dog shit smelled like brains. -herp
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5On second thoughts......
5"dog shit" is not necesary
5+3 if it was something other than "dog shit". perhaps "more musky" or something
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5this reads like two poor jokes cut & shut together
5Trim Ted's 2 for +1
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5Crap joke, but +2 for "This might sting" -BN
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5Vulgar, but the last line almost saves it.
5Great Ted. A bit of rewording would get it more. --TRT
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4Telegraphed: "Let's be mean to Johnny." It needs more, please. --John
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4-2 for "dog shit", -2 for lame 3 -L
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4bbg
4Bah
4This.... does nothing for me. -CL
4+3 for last line, otherwise it would be 1.
4Saved from 1dom by Ted's 3.
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3Panel 1 not connected to rest of strip. -PB
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3Pacing sucks. Dog shit - childish..crz
3eh, boring
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3Panels 2 and 3 ruin a potentially great comic!
3Ted's violence is way too obvious here.
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2Far too crude
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