RED MEAT Stripey pygmy zebra molluscs from the secret files of max cannon
Bix, your actions are completely unacceptable.
I thought you wanted me to take the place of your deceased pet dog.
Yes, but I only wanted the good aspects of a dog.
And that is how I programmed myself to behave.
It's bad when you jump on the bed and stick your cold nose in my butt while I'm having sex with my wife.
Ah, that's not part of the dog algorithm.
2001-07-20 11:43:30By BagHead

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8"Dog algorithm" rules. --VX
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8Oh, I laughed. A great start.
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8'bout time. I've thought about this one offline. (+1) (Temp)
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7Sexually deviant horny robot. HAHA.
7heh. +1 for "dog algorhithm"
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7+1 for Bix 3. -PB
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7wording is a little awkward, but Bix 3 saves it. -FV
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7Welcome, and may I say it's 'bout time -- HoE
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7A hearty hello, Senor BagHead. Preloggy
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6Doesn't quite do it for me. Still, welcome =)
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6Finally I can say this! Welcome Baghead! - gtd
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5I like the idea, but the pacing's awkward.
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5I don't think I'm seeing the humor.
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4Dogs noses in butts! Ha ha!
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