RED MEAT bureaucratic gadget grip, and other black lung references from the secret files of max cannon
Listen up, everybody. It has become increasingly apparent that we're not going to be rescued. Rations are already scarce, and it's only a matter of time before survival demands we eat some of our own.
Keep in mind that we are Americans, not savages. In the spirit of democracy, I propose we draw straws.
And take turns sucking on that guy with a lemon for a head.
I have a name!
2001-07-20 12:18:48By herpules

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9Lemonhead's 3 lifts it to very good and aging makes it hit the stars -- HoE
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9Excellent. CH
9Possibly the best Johnny 3 on this entire site. --VX
9+1 for Johnny's #3...awww, Johnny! -Cap'n
9JLH3 gets a +2 --TRT
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8Best herpules strip
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8-ballpn
8Last panel swoops it from the jaws of mediocrity
8-DB
8Squeezing yet another joke from poor Johnny Lemonhead
8Johnnys 3 saves it.
8One of the best third panels ever..crz
8Yes you do Johnny Lemonhead; yes you do...lunch. -gtd
8Best JLH strip I've seen, barring 1295 possibly. Vaca
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7-IF
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7Nice. -PB
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7Better Lemonhead than normal...
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7Obvious and still funny. Love JLH's last line. Preloggy
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7last line makes this comic
7That's using your head. Or his head. Wait... - Kres
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6-FV
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6o/' "Like a singin' bird an' a croakin' toad, I got a name..."o/'
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6Predictible but last panel saves it.
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6a little wordy.
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5Utterly deflated at the end.
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5Pretty much drives down Broadway with both doors open
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