RED MEAT There's a revised pantoum in your sestina from the secret files of max cannon
Coach, I'm disappointed in you.
Why?
When I asked you here to teach a class about Christianity in athletics, this is not what I had in mind.
I was only demonstrating how I integrate religion into my coaching.
You yelled "Jesus H. Christ, you're a bunch of Goddamn lily-white Catholic schoolgirls!"
They got it all wrong when I told them to practice the Hail Mary.
2001-07-23 20:48:37By BagHead

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9Much Much Much better!
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8But girls don't play football, so I doubt this is a girl class -- HoE
8+1 for the tagline (I've written in both meters, BTW)--HD
8Very meat. --TRT
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7The sports reference is well used here!
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7Done right. --VX
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7ok, now I get coach's response. +1 - herp
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6"Hail mary" is also a last-ditch football play-DB
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6Is a "hail mary" also a sports term or something?
6Wow, i can't believe the confusion of voters this simple comic caused
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6I dunno, I think I liked this just a little more.
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5Padre's #3 mildly funny, Coach's just odd.
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5Telegraphed, hard.
5Nonsense. I don't get that he's calling them girls-- they ARE girls. Vaca
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5Nah, kinda stardard-ish for Nick. -PB
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5Too many logical disconnects (that aren't part of the joke.)
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5Coach's 3 left me wanting
5I think panel three is kinda flat. But that's just me. - gtd
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4coach's #3 seems off
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3jeez... coach's number three is bad

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