RED MEAT The agony and, well, the agony from the secret files of max cannon
I'm writing a poem, dear.
Uh oh.
Whaddya mean, uh oh?
It's just that I've seen your attempts at performance art before.
This isn't performance art, it's a love poem. Now can you think of a rhyme for "hung like a horse"?
"Prepare for divorce."
2001-07-25 11:41:14By BagHead

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8It <i>does</I> rhyme, you philistines.
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7Ted's wife must not appreciate great art!
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7Wife's #3 makes up for Ted's infantile #3. -BN
7Our favorite open strips are nesting. Preloggy
7"Now for divorce" would have a similar rhythm. (Temp)
7Marital bliss... The Jonson way. --TRT
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6"I want a divorce" works better -- HoE
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5The punchline lacks oomph ...
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5I think she would be happy with that line. - gtd
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5Sitcom rhythm.
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4Wife's 3 is too sitcommy. "Torn off with great force", maybe? -FV
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