RED MEAT don't bury me, i'm not dead from the secret files of max cannon
You know, Karen, the only real way you could ever get back at me for all the times I've beaten, tortured and molested you is by growing up to be physically as large as I am.
And you've seen the commercials. The only way you can grow up is by drinking milk.
Kind of a sweet deal I've got going, huh?
I hate you, Milkman Dan.
0000-00-00 00:00:00By HITTKD

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10This is about as elaborate as RM plots can get.
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10Evil. Pure evil..crz
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9This is fucking righteous. --VX
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9Much, much better than this person's other two comics
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8oh, the funny. it hurts me so. - the reverend
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8Evil in it's purest form.
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8Nice MMD. Very nice.
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8Something more subtle in place of beaten, tortured and molested makes this a 10.
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8vintage Dan...
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7Sweet. -MMM-
7-1 for "molested," otherwise damn sound. -PB
7Oh this would get a 10 if MMD #3 was better -JM
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7Great planning by Dan here!
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7I don't like the molested... could read it as "bothered" but not really - CH
7wording's a little off, but i like it -L
7Nice specious logic. ~W
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7Rewrite Dan's #1 for +1, +2, or maybe even +3.
7bbg
7Frankly, there are plenty of other ways she could get back at him.
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7This could be truly great with a rewrite of panel 1, which is way too crude.
7Panel 1 needs to be subtler and I also would give it a 10 (Pirate)
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6*grin* --TRT
6passably sweet
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6-FV
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6Classic Dan. Like fine aged cheese. - Val
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6I don't like Dan's first. Otherwise this could be very sound indeed
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6good, but not top 30
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6not bad, but far from ever being good
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6-1 for "molested". My favorite HITTKD strip. (Temp)
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6would go higher without "molested"
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5Hah. I'm surprised at how good this guy's are.
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5So much for subtle in MMD #1.
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4MD doesn't beat or molest Karen
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