RED MEAT born to run in terror from the secret files of max cannon
Some stinkin' liberals are trying to outlaw handguns around here.
They ain't gettin' my gun until they pry it from my cold, dead fingers.
And they sure ain't doin' that without the key to my freezer.
2001-08-02 11:40:11By Vaca

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9i'm in a good mood-- aks
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8They can have the key to my freezer when they pry it from my cold, dead fingers.
8When he says, "MY cold, dead fingers" he means the fingers he's collected.
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8Wicked! Didn't see that last one coming at all. --TRT
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8See, now, that's Earl right there -- HoE
8The finger joke again - but I was distracted by the Hestonesque quote..crz
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7Should have seen it coming. Didn't. +1. -FV
7smiling...
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7you never do see his hands, do you... =) -Vorro
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7Haha, works for me
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6Fair--John
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6How's he gonna lock it?
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6Earl, Charlton Heston - same wackjob, different name. -BN
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6saw it coming, but I like the delivery. - gtd ( nice tagline as well )
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5Weak.
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5His freezer needs keys?
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4it's been done waaay too many times now.
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