RED MEAT don't lick bjork in anger from the secret files of max cannon
MCI? Sorry, my dad can't come to the phone right now.
When do I expect him back? Oh, I didn't mean to say he's not home.
I meant that he's masturbating on the other side of the room, and can only get it as far as the coffee table. Hello?
2001-08-12 08:32:20By herpules

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10Geeze, I have to use this line. --John
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9Too wordy perhaps, but I laughed, and that tag...awesome. -Cap'n
9+1 for the tagline, and I'll remember to use this on the next phone spammer--HD
8+1 on re-read -- SG
8Practice makes perfect
8hahah... -Vorro
8hah.
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7Grossly cool. Good tag, even from a Björk fan. --VX
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7-DB
7I'm going to hell for laughing at this. I can feel it. -PB
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7+1 for tag -FV
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7Excellent tagline pushes this up a notch
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6Doesn't quite end fast enough to make a 7 --THM
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6+1 for evil to MCI
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6"He can probably come to the phone any minute now."
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5Does he have a puppet on it? - gtd
5love the tagline, comic's lacking though
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5With a rewrite this could be quite good.
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5Huh? --TRT
5Love the tagline, but that's about it.
5Ew. Too blunt.
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4 - BFJ -
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4Ick for ick's sake. Nice tagline though.
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3Mama mia! Preloggy
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3+1 for the tag
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