RED MEAT stain pimple toilets in concert from the secret files of max cannon
Hey there, Junior! Are those new trainers?
Yep! Airmaster Flextors.
How could you afford those on your allowance?
Oh, I've been making some extra money by cutting grass.
Are you using my tools for that?
No - mom's oregano.
2001-08-16 06:52:57By The Light In Chains

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9No sex, poop or violence, yet still funny. Way to break formula! +1 for tagline
9amusing pun.
8Had to think twice about that one. --TRT
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8Finally, the Dave Hemming of old...
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7+1 for good pun, -1 for drugs, still solid
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7Great pun.
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7Good Meaty pun. -PB
7Saw it coming, like it anyway -- THM
7I probably should have seen that coming, but I didn't.
7sweet
7I don't care for Ted's 3 but it's a simple yet effective twist -- HoE
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7Hell yah! That takes me back a few years. - gtd
6gotcha
6I hate people who do that.
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6groan
6it's good, but -1 cuz im damn tired of RMCS pun strips...
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6+1 for bringing back fond memories of middle school
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5Bu-dum ching.
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5Tumble weed roles by.......
5badump-ump
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4That joke is a super-groaner.

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