RED MEAT pappa roach hotel california from the secret files of max cannon
Padre, what's a "soul?"
Well, it's something inside us humans that animates us and connects us to our Maker...
...and continues to exist long after our outward shells are empty and laid aside.
So it's basically God's hand up your butt?
Let's try this again...
2001-08-30 12:38:55By Hangdog

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9"Hand up the butt" has been done many times, but rarely this well.
8hot damn. -Vorro
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8Change Padre's #3, otherwise it's gold.
8I so love Red Meat theology. -PB
8Could see it coming, but beautiful anyway! --TRT
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8Beautiful timing
8Totally saw where this was going ... and still laughed.
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7I'm ashamed that this made me laugh.
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7yess...
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7Even the PUPPET can project. Damn.
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7Hand up the butt is getting old, but that's a great way of putting it.
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6best "hand up the butt" reference
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6Basically.
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6makes too much sense not to make me smile. lovely. - gtd
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6On the one hand, it's true. On the other, it's an old joke
6nnnnnnnnnoooooooooo!!!
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5I saw that comin'
5nice try, but been done too often
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4not bad, not too punchy though... all the puppet ones have this punch
4-FV
4No, actually, fate would be God's hand up your butt
2Next person to use this joke gets MY hand up THEIR butt.

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