RED MEAT There's a dead man on the other end of this megaphone from the secret files of max cannon
What do you call a lawyer at the bottom of the ocean?
Gerald, the SOB who represented my wife in the divorce.
Whoa, Dan, just a joke. You call it a good start.
Oh, I finished him.
J-O-K-E. Like "What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?"
I've never had a vulture reach into my chest, pluck out my still-beating heart, and feed it to a cackling harpy woman.
2001-09-01 02:29:19By BagHead

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9Can't resist this one
9-opus
9I'm sorry, but this made me laugh so much it hurt! - gtd
8where the fuck did this come from?!
8Maybe that's why MMD hates Karen so much. -Cap'n
8+2 for Dan's #3. Because. - DG
8I love that Dan is intentionally "not getting it." -PB
8I'm a awyer and I still laughed. SM5000
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8Upon further rereads, Dan's #2 is the funniest panel here. --VX
8Yeah! Pirate
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7Delicious. -- SG
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7Bitter Dan is awesome.
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7Delete "wax effigy, some pins, 1 witch", insert "1 lawyer, 1 vindictive bitch"-
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7not that I'm bitter or anything.
7-DB
7+1 for cackling harpy woman. Preloggy
7-ballpn
7Bitter? Nah. -Vorro
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6Actually, my ex-wife's lawyer was a nerd. --John
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6-FV
6grown on me since I first read it in the open
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6-2 since I'm not married and divorced (yet)
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5Ted 2 stinks. --TRT
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5sounds like personal experience
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5heard all of these before
5Move #2 dialogue to #3, and leave #2 blank, and it would be better
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5I think this is a 7 if Dan's 3 is better.
5Grinds to a halt in the 2nd panel.
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5The first panel makes a great punchline. The other two panels are a bit busy
4rhythm? also, ted's 2nd doesn't parse...
3sorry, this is pretty insipid

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