RED MEAT Morning Radio gag steal from the secret files of max cannon
I feel awful, Ted, really awful. I think my time may be almost up.
Well, whatever you do, don't get sucked in by those damn folk remedies!
Oh? Sounds like you've got personal experience.
Yep. About a month before he died, my grandmother smeared lard all over my grandfather's back.
What happened?
After that, he went downhill very quickly.
2001-09-21 06:03:13By The Light In Chains

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10Heh... dammit, that one got me - CC
8Very funny for gentle humor. --VX
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8Ba-dump! :) I liked it. --John
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7 - BFJ -
7Oh, that's BAD.
7Small point -- kill "after that" from Ted 3. Pretty good otherwise -- HoE
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7Wah-wah-wah-waaaaaaaaaaaaah. - Doc'
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7-DB
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6Whatta pun! Needs a better setup though (CB)
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6so, so, so lame...and yet funny
6badam-boom
6I laughed, but I'll hate myself in the morning...--HD
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6i didn't want to laugh. but I'm a sucker for something so corny. - gtd
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6something about the wording keeps this from being top-notch.
6ba dum BOOM!
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6Wah-wah.
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5Groan
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4ahh....no.
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4Again, tumble weed roles by. Yas do realise this is an old, old joke, don't yas?
4*rimshot* --THM
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4Bleh. -PB
4*groan* -FV
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3for fuck's sake Dave! Not a gag like this!
3Urgh. Why bother?
3Groan. --TRT
1Shuddering.

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