RED MEAT jihad a baby it's a boy from the secret files of max cannon
Do I know Jesus?
No, I don't know any damn Jesus! Now get the hell off my property, you screwball losers!
What was that all about?
Immigration's after our gardener again.
2001-10-07 00:21:11By House of Eeyore

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9Wouldn't work aloud, but great.
9Nice twist. Very nice.
8Well done.
8Wouldn't work spoken, but works pretty well here; +1 for the tag
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8heh. I like Jesus/haysoos joks.
8Wonderful. --VX
8great twist -JM
8+2 for the curveball. SM5000
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8LOL --TRT
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8lovely
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8I like that. Vaca
8Oh, Gawd, yes!--John
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7Credit for messing with the format
7+2 for the tagline.
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6in crossed minds about this... (CB)
6Dunno if it's Meat. But made me smile. -PB
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6a more amplified 2nd could help
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5Funny the first time, but less so the second. The cheat ends up hurting it.
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5seems like a really old joke.
5Oh, I get it. He's Mexican. - Doc'
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4no punch, for me. gtd

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