RED MEAT thinking man's bidet from the secret files of max cannon
I met this sweet girl last night. It was goin' good ... though she got all weird when I told her the name of my special part.
I figger a lot of guys have nicknames like that. I don't think "Vesuvius" is that strange.
It's too bad about her bein' allergic to pets, though. I bet Pompeii woulda liked her right away.
2001-11-11 16:28:09By m_cammarano

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9-1 for the awkward phrasing.
9Dear god man!
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7Ouch ouch ouch. You wounded my inner child.
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7Sweet Jesus that's nasty. If only 3 were worded better..
7you're a sick, sick man!
7Vesuvius the volcano erupted over Pompeii the city.
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6Earl is furry, He screwed the pooch in one of Max's comics remember!
6Hey-oh. --VX
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6ohhhh I get it... ick.
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6would this be funnier if I knew those names?
6Cheers for misdirection, but doesn't quite work..crz
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5that poor pet
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5hah. I probably shouldn't like this, but I do.
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5Yuck!
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5I'm trying to get my mind around this one......
5No! Earl is a sadist, a necrophile, and a sociopath, but NOT A FURRY!!!
5High concept, low yield.
5Confusing, vague.
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4-1 after understanding the joke, it's just gross without funny (CB)
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4? there's a joke in here somewhere but I can't see it... too labored I think
4Say what? -PB
4Good potential, but 3 kinda falls flat. Afg.
4-DB
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4I get the whole "Vesuvius will fuck Pompeii" thing, but....ah forget it. - gtd
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3Way too convoluted, and the joke is sick without funny.
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1-FV
1Huh? --TRT
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