RED MEAT white wine spritzer for your underage sister from the secret files of max cannon
Ted, one of my employees told me that your son came in here with a fake ID. He wanted to purchase tobacco.
I'll make him smoke an entire carton of cigarettes, when I get home! That should teach him a lesson.
He also tried to purchase alcohol.
I'll make him drink an entire bottle of whiskey. Let's see if he ever wants to pull a stunt like that, again.
So what are you going to do about the midget porn he bought?
Settle down, Wally. My wife didn't send him down here to leave empty handed.
2001-11-14 12:16:44By groovintodigweed

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9Ted's last line a little clunky.
8now this is good!
8Sounds like a big night for Ted Jr. Preloggy
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8My new favorite gtd strip. I think Ted #3 is fine, but could be better. (Temp)
7Wally denies nicotine; pushes slow-moving pr0n? Good business tactic. - Doc'
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7Good, but could be better with a better line for Ted's 3.
7The one-two setup is quite obvious, but the punchline's surprisingly good.
7+1 for the tag. Ted's #3 is a little clubsy (CB)
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7midget porn, nice
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7"---I'll make him dig up that guy from Howard Stern who just died!"--HD
7Caught me off guard, made me smile.
7Heh. Ted 3 needs a polish, but good meaty stuff.--TRT
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6I like this, but Ted ! and 2 have extra commas, and the last Ted doesn't flow.
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6Brilliant tag..crz
6-FV
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6Old setup reasonably done. -1 for all the extra commas!
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6Ted's three... Wait. I got it! +2 for me getting it, -2 for me getting it. Afg.
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6Good turn at the end -- HoE
6A bit confusing (just a bit), but not bad. Great tag. --VX
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5A bit muddled. -PB
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4Panel 3 needs lots of work

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