RED MEAT Tie me up and call me spanky! from the secret files of max cannon
It's hard knocks when a bang-up dick like me has to shell out the dough for a worthless deputy the likes of you.
You need help, I need money. Live with it.
Listen, kid. The fuzz are hot on my back. I need you to show them the beady little eyes of my favorite dish: The red herring.
Got it. Feed fish eyes to the kitten.
No. Pay attention. You're a fibbie, see. The blue and red lights come close, you flash a badge, tell 'em to scat, see?
You want me to take off my clothes and go to a disco? Count me in!
2001-11-15 13:17:44By Afgncaap

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8Yes, this is sound - minge
8it was a dark night, in a city that knows how to keep its secrets...
8Great patter.
7Concept's good, but interaction could be better.
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7I like all the detective-speak, but Ted doesn't quite square up.
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7Reminds me of a Danny Kaye routine...HD
7Have no idea what the fuck Stacey is saying. But neither does Ted, so hey... -PB
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7Love it..crz
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6funniest PB comment ever...
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6It's pretty funny, but the scat reference could have been "dirtier"
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6-DB
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6Well, this is a lot like mine :-)
6+1 for <b>bang-up dick</b>
6Well, that was a satisfying read.
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5Weak Ted 3, could be great
5Stacy's lines are sound but Ted's are not so good (CB)
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5Would be even better if Ted worked in something about feces in #3
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5there's a joke about hardboiled slang, but..
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5what a retard
5Communication breakdown, it's always the same... --VX
5I like it, but I'm not sure it's meat. --TRT
4Stacy's lines are great. I'd vote higher if I understood Ted's 3. -FV
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4sorry, I just feel overloaded with "cop speak" - gtd
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2too wordy

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