RED MEAT With a Lever 2000 big enough, I could lather the world(revis) from the secret files of max cannon
I was watchin' some squirrels in the park today. They like to fill their cheeks with food to the point of burstin'.
Turns out they don't want any help.
Or Pop Rocks.
2001-11-16 16:35:16By Bernt Pancreas

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10Beautiful. Couldn't have said it better myself. Afg.
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9The image of a squirrels cheeks bulging with Pop Rocks is one I like. DH
8I always like a short-but-sweet #3. -Cap'n
8Good stuff -JM
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7Well-timed -- HoE
7I like the imagery.
7Reminds me of a gag my friends and I pulled at the Zoo. --VX
7Two! Two punchlines for the price of one! -PB
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7Funny!
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7-FV
7Double heh
7Great mental image.
7Cruelty to squirrels. Rocks! --TRT
7#2 just seems off, could tie #1 and #3 (which is excellent, btw) together better
7hee hee -bbg
7Much better punchline. Preloggy
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6Shit man u weren' referring to me in the forum were u? (+1 for explenation) - ML
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6A little awkward, but still amusing.
6Bleah, I've revised my vote upwards, but I didn't enjoy it.
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6only amusing because that trick sorta works. - gtd
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5How does he get from full cheeks to wanting help?
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5See Max's http://www.redmeat.com/redmeat/1998-03-30/index.html
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5Pop Rocks? (CB)
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4Pop Rocks + animals: old, old, old
4too much like pigeons and alkaseltzer
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4Feeding pop rocks to squirrels: a juvenile joke if there ever was one.
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