RED MEAT Open 9430: Purge of Glurge from the secret files of max cannon
I got fired from the urinalysis lab today.
The boss told me "bitter" ain't an acceptable result.
2001-11-19 20:20:51By Bernt Pancreas

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10Funny, 'cause this is sweeeet. --VX
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9LOL!
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8Eep. And +1 for the tag; I love snopes.com. -PB
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8-ballpn
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8Not sure about blank #3, otherwise perfect. -IF
8Earl to a T..crz
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8+1 for me getting to use this line on others
8Nice. Yeah do what the guy below suggests.
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8earl's mixin' his drinks
8I can't decide if diabetics being said to have sweet urine makes this funnier.
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7eeeeeeew
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6Improve wording of 2, and move it to 3.
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6Nasty
66 is actually a decent score for an Earl drinks pee joke (CB)
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6Don't ya just hate it when people try to rewrite <i> your </i>strip? <i>~fink
6Make it "analysis lab" in #1 and "...result for a urine test." in #2.
5Flat lines... --TRT
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5Cute but totally predictable, and third panel pauses are tough to pull off
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5Less interesting on a second read. <b>- gtd</b>
5I think urine tends toward acidic. Afg.
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3the punch is telegraphed from the first panel
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