RED MEAT IT'S LIKE BUTTAH! from the secret files of max cannon
Dan, my wife's just not putting out anymore.
Why do you say that, Ted?
Well, she just lies there!
I'm sure there's a reason for it.
Like what?
Rigor mortis comes to mind. Got milk?
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9Unusually good MMD -BN
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8Nice to see Dan tormenting others for a change
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7+1 for "Got milk?" -JM
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7I like.
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6-1 for the unnecessary addition to Dan's #3. -Cap'n
6A little tidying up, but Ted's wife is a solid character. --TRT
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6Last line worth a 6, but a bit stiff overall. --VX
6funny in that random way
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5got milk? I hate that -ballpein
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5Good in concept, Ted 1 & 2 could be better
5I'd rate it higher without the Got Milk. Not that it matters anymore...
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5Dan's 1 doesn't work
5This could have been funny. What's up with Dan's final line?
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5+1 for the extraneous "got milk" -herp
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5+1 for "Got Milk" - Kres
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5Drop "Got Milk" from Dan #3, and uncap the tag. This could be solid. -CL
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4Eh ... no. -PB
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4Look, Maw, an inadvertent necrophile! -FV
4-2 for the completely unnecessary "Got milk?"
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4Drops on reread
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4A bit obvious. and -1 for "got milk".
4needs a completely new 3 -L
3Got. Milk. Whatever..crz
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3Joke fall down go boom.
3I saw it coming before I read the strip.
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3Almost okay, but MMD's last line sinks it
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2Very very weak.
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2Wow. Amazingly unfunny. Afg.
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