RED MEAT ending your banging with a whimper from the secret files of max cannon
Dan, what happened at your last school appearance as McMoo?
I displayed some of McMoo's awesome superpowers, boss!
The prinicipal said you pressure soaked three 4th graders with a stream from your suit's udders.
I call that "The Milk of Human Kindness"!
The lab reports call it a mixture of superglue and rancid fish oil.
Don't tell the kids. Let them believe in the magic a while longer.
2001-12-01 18:34:43By Bernt Pancreas

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9+1 on re-read
9This is fucking wonderful. Wow. 1 nicely ominous, 2 and 3 damn funny. -PB
9Dan's 3 is so nice...
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9+2 on 2nd reread, cos you deserve a 9 from me.
8Quite good. I am a fan!
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8Excellent #3!
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8McMoo three is awesome. Nice tag too -IS
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8I like (CB)
8Ah, the magic of youth -- Nuke
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8It wasn't interesting at all. Then you hit me with Dan's 3. Kudos. Afg.
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8+2 for the best fucking tagline i've ever seen -Vorro
8+3 for Dan's #3
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7Smells like Red Meat -- HoE
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7McMoo's wording is odd, but I love the boss
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7Nobody 3 kills me..crz
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7I like, but wouldn't superglue block up the udders? Preloggy
7fantastic tagline
7OK, but not a huge laugh for me. --TRT
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7Somehow, this one just works for me.
7McMoo's 3 redeems the problems in the boss's line in 2.
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6 -bbg
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6hmm... we never see mcmoo and santa together... --J.
6well done. laughter was heard from all in my office. - gtd
5Dan is just a sad old milkman with an udder fixation; too many jokes
5-FV
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