RED MEAT ho ho ho, green giant from the secret files of max cannon
Whew... I'll tell you, Ted, all this "Christmas giving" sure does wear a guy out.
How so?
Well, I just got done delivering 20 quarts of egg nog to the Senior Citizens home, as part of my McMoo duties.
No wonder you're exhausted! Hauling all those cartons up that steep hill to the home would wear anybody out.
Oh, there weren't any cartons... the oldies had to suckle it from my teats.
You should see how they eat soup up there...
2001-12-03 20:48:08By ChickenCow

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7I really love Ted's unflappability.
7How <i>do</I> they eat soup up there?
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7Great/disturbing mental image. Long time no see, ChickenCow.
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7get rid of ted 3
7Damn are you a sick bastard. Welcome back. Preloggy
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6+1 for the mental image. Afg.
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5Meaty, not much oomph... but it's great to see chickencow posting again!
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5ewwww -FV
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5#3 is predictable and disappointing... dont follow ted's #3 either
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5clever enough idea, but it falls apart. - gtd
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5Dan is a sad old milkman with an udder fixation
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4Over-explained to the nth degree.
4Not following you...
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2Yawn. --TRT

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