RED MEAT having a fling with a cold chicken wing from the secret files of max cannon
So I says to the judge, "Your Honor, I ain't got nothin' to hide. I'm an open book".
So he tells me that wouldn't be so bad, if I wasn't a pop-up book that likes to open around the schoolyard.
2001-12-13 16:03:32By groovintodigweed

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8Oh, I'm going to have to shower now! Oy! Afg.
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8OH man. Better wording and shedding the dead pause might net a 9 from me.
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8A different meaning for the "Reading Rainbow."
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7Probably the best you can get from a pedophilia joke.
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7Oh dear. Earl! --TRT
7Clever. Almost too clever, Mr. Weed. Preloggy
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6I tell ya, I don't get no respect! --VX
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5I'm trying to figure out what's wrong besides just not being that funny
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