RED MEAT grown up klismaphilia list from the secret files of max cannon
Wrote me a letter to Santa the other week.
Got his reply back today. He's giving out damnation and everlasting torment in a lake of fire this year.
I hate being dyslexic.
2001-12-15 12:32:26By zenmaster

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8His name is zenmaster for a reason..crz
8I love that Satan would take the time to write him back. --VX
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8Tis the season for eternal seperation from God -- HoE
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7-PB
7-IF
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7Nothing says "stocking stuffer" like a lake of fire. -DG
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7great idea
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6CH
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6old joke, but well-executed here. -FV
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6Cute.
6I was really getting into Santa, the dispenser of damnation.
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6Dyslexia is reversion, not mixups, isn't it?
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6Obvious, but Santa/Satan mixups are still amusing
6what's klismaphilia? I'm too scared to type it into google
6An old joke, passably recast.
6Nice twist on the "sold his soul to Santa" joke
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6If he was dyslexic, wouldn't it be Atnas?
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5Hmm... Santa / Satan... sure I've seen this before somewhere. --TRT
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4-bbg
4This joke's older than Satan himself.....
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4Sorry, Zenny. Just don't like it. Afg.
4rather weak and predictable twist.
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2old OLD joke (CB)

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