RED MEAT Killing the instant messenger for the message from the secret files of max cannon
I've got the preliminary test results back, Ted.
Let's hear it, Doc.
There don't seem to be any gastrointestinal problems, and you don't have angina pectoris.
So?
So you don't need amyl nitrate or a barium enema.
"Want"..."need"... Look Doc, I came to you for a reason and you're arguing semantics.
2001-12-17 08:03:17By Bernt Pancreas

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8Great punchline from the doc. Ted's last line can improve.
8Bwah ha ha! --TRT
8Ah fuck it, given it an 8 three years later.
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8Nice - but Ted's #3 might be served by tightening.
8It's funny because it's true. CH
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7-PB
7+2 for Ted's 3.
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7Could tighten up Ted's #3, but I like. -Cap'n
7-FV
7Sound, but u can get poppers in all good sex shops- minge
7Wonder what he told the receptionist? --VX
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6-DB
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6Oy, don't argue wid me, will ya? ..crz
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6Not great. But, hey, not bad either. Smile-material.
6me like. - gtd
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5meh -bbg
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5Obvious (CB)
5I've seen too many hypochondriac jokes
5This is a 5.5, and the tagline rounds it down
5Switch around want and need in Ted's #3.
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4Eh. I'm not fond of this. Afg.

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