RED MEAT defunct debauchery (Preloggy Edit) from the secret files of max cannon
She's all yours son.
What's all mine?
The bathroom.
Um...Dad, you just walked out of the broom closet.
Hmmmm. I wondered why I couldn't remember buying mink toilet paper.
2001-12-18 12:20:03By Preloggy

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9Much, much better. Afg.
8Wow. That's just awesome.
8Ted's last is good but still cumbersome: "I didn't remember buying mink toilet p
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8Ted... #3 could be snappier. --TRT
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7still not sure about ted's #3 (CB)
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7Funnier. --VX
7way better than the other one
7"Mink toilet paper". A bit better.
7-FV
7Nice alternative - minge
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7Variation on a Steve Martin joke but still funny. Vaca
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7Yuck! that's nasty!
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6-DB
6Better. -PB
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6bbg
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6Also good.
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6Mink in the broom closet?
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5not as good
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5Ted's last line is better, but a bit off. - gtd
5feels forced
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5Same song, second verse -- HoE
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5Mink in the broom closet?
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5Broom closet, that's where we'd store the mink.

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