RED MEAT I Can't Believe It's Not Buttocks from the secret files of max cannon
Wow! I can't believe Dad got me a robot for Christmas.
I wonder what he can do?
Hi honey. I'm sorry that I can't perform this evening, so I hope this will serve as a suitable surrogate.
I hate it when Dad wraps the presents when he's drunk.
Let me take you from behind like a screaming mongrel dog.
2001-12-19 08:59:45By Preloggy

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9Very, very sound. Don't think that ? should be there in 2 though - minge
9+1 for "like a screaming mongrel dog". I died laughing.
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8+1 for "screaming mongrel dog"
8+1 for Bix 3
7I like (CB)
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7Would be a flop without Bix #3
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7Love Bix 3. God help me. -PB
7Very nice. -IF
7Will's 3 doesn't entirely make sense, but the tag more than compensates. --VX
7Really nice. -1 for "screaming mongrel dog".
7Was an 8 until "screaming mongrel dog." How about "bitch in heat"? :-)
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6+1 for screaming mongrel CH
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6Needs work on dialogue. Good concept. --TRT
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6I Can't Believe It's Not Better
6The overt aggressive sexuality was a turn-off
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6+1 for Bix's #3. - DG
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5Switch 2 to 3 and add a panel of expectation to 2 -- HoE
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5Doesn't work for me. Afg.
5something about the kid's 3 doesn't seem to fit. - gt
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