RED MEAT Civilization and its malcontents from the secret files of max cannon
I met a girl I really liked at a bar the other night, and I couldn't stop thinkin' about her on the drive home.
I guess you won't appreciate that if you're not a romantic.
Kinda like the cop who asked me why I plowed into the front of that convenience store.
2001-12-29 01:23:16By BagHead

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8I've almost done that before. Stupid inconvenient locations... Afg.
7Made me laugh I could just see it happening too-Night
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7I'm a romantic. I can appreciate this.
7cool (CB)
7Hehe, you expect a kidnapping, but you get something entirely different.
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6From the guy who ran three stop signs on his 1st date with a busty ex-g/f. - DG
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6Gets the minge-mark.
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6the strip didn't have much impact on my smile, but the tag did. - gtd
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5I get it, but the payoff wasn't strong enough -Spike
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5Text flow seems disjointed.
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5This doesn't sound like Earl.
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5Starts off good, but goes astray in 3. Needs a bit more punch. --VX
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5I like the direction but not the road.
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4I'm trying a big rework of this one.
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