RED MEAT Damned if you doo-be-doo (do-over) from the secret files of max cannon
Excuse me, but is that your kitten wedged in my truck's radiator grille?
I don't have a kitten.
Oh, really? Perhaps this will jog your memory.
A Barbie head? I don't play with dolls. Wait a minute - Karen's on vacation, isn't she?
You've got to help me, kid. I've got the shakes real bad.
Five bucks for, "I hate you, Milkman Dan". Ten bucks if you want tears.
2001-12-31 06:46:08By The Light In Chains

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10On re-read, I really am considering framing this.
10This still gives me laugh cramps -L
10A classic!
10Holy Christ, I love this one. -PD
10I'm half tempted to actually print this out and frame it. Well done, D. Afg.
10I love this. Oh, how I love it so. -PB
10"got the shakes" kicks total ass -JM
10Dave, you rock! - opus
9Marvelous. -IF
9-DB
9--THM
9Beautiful. A personal favourite -IS
9classic
9Dan's 3 is the Messiah. --VX
9Loved the first, love this even better. Preloggy
9Heh Heh Heh-Night
9Looooove Dan's #3. -Cap'n
9Pruned to near perfection-BP
9sweet!
9-FV
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8not funny per se but def. a classic
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8yes -bbg
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8The shakes... love it..crz
8nice new edge (CB)
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8HAHAHA ... love it
8Goes up substantially on a reread.
8Yes, it's a classic.
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8I don't remember the original well enough to compare.
8hah.
8now i see what is different. yay! - gtd
7marginal improvement
7Great MMD 3. Does this count as DTs? -Spike
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7Why the do-over?
7Evil withdrawal. Hmm. John Ashcroft suddenly makes sense.
7Drops a bit on re-read. Too contrived. Still nice.
7I liked "hey boy" but it's not important
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7Dan as a sadism junkie is just a brilliant concept. -DG
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7So what's the change?
7Liked it when I saw it the first time but no appreciable change -- HoE
7That kid has the Ted gene.
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6Not a great fan of this kind of humour. And Dave has so many better strips.
5this is only funny if you've dedicated your life to someone elses idea, it sucks
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