RED MEAT Ooh, he's got a chubby tumtum from the secret files of max cannon
Why did you need that pen and paper?
I joined one of those programs where you adopt a poor third-world child.
So you're writing a letter?
"Dear Mobutu: I hope all is well in Rwanda. We are rich and prosperous in America."
I don't think the point is to flaunt your status, Ted.
"Enclosed is a picture of me throwing half a turkey in the garbage after Christmas dinner. Doesn't it look delicious?"
2002-01-12 23:06:25By BagHead

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10One of the best. -1 for related tag, but still a 10.
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9Such a 'Ted' thing to do (CB)
9This is beautiful. Life is beautiful! --VX
9This has me in tears.
8heh. -2 cause of the closeness to southpark, but...
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8This made me laugh out loud..crz
8funnier than "About Schmidt" -ballpn
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8So majestically cruel . . . -PB
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8This is fantastic. Nice MPFC ref in the tag. --OQP
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7you're a sick bastard
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7that's awesome
7Heartless and beautiful. CH
7Yes, this is sound.
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7reminds me of that South Park episode... - gtd
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6That's just mean. --TRT
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6Funny panel 3, but Ted realizes from #1 that he "adopts." Preloggy
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6My best friend's exploded!
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5Cruel without being all that funny.
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4Too close to reality to be funny

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