RED MEAT Build your own damn meat from the secret files of max cannon
Whatcha want me to do in your store, Mr. Vern?
I hired you to be the stocker.
I'm not sure I can do that.
Why? It's easy!
But I's already been arrested for followin' purty women around.
That's my job, son. That's my job.
2002-01-14 22:55:34By BagHead

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8Vern is almost as fun as Wally. - gtd (+1 after a reread)
8what's that i smell? oh yea, it's humor. - the reverend
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7Better third for Vern and this one gets 8 or 9 from me.
7-ballpn
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7+1 for Vern 3. -PB
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7BP
7I believe sound is the word...
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7*groan* But Vern's 3 makes up for it. -FV
7The best excuse for Clydespeak yet. --VX
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6ok-Night
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6Great premise, and not bad Vern #3, but methinks it could be better. Preloggy
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6Tired, tired pun, but handled pretty well
6groan
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5Saw it coming.
5Unfortunately this one is predictable.
5Ouch
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4Yeah. OK. --TRT
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4falls apart too easy (CB)
4+1 for Clyde's #3, -2 for Vern's #3.
4-DB
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4Vern's 3 ruins it.
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