RED MEAT ebony and irony from the secret files of max cannon
I don't think I've met you before. Are you from around here?
Hello, my name is Johnny Lemonhead. I'm not really allowed in the neighborhood because of the way I look. Usually, they throw bricks and rotten garbage at me until I leave.
Well, I'm glad I finally met you then.
Because we share the common bond of the prejudice inflicted upon those who look different?
Nah, I've been meaning to find a use for all those bricks behind the woodshed.
Those were left over from my surprise birthday party.
0000-00-00 00:00:00By Devilman

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9+1 for JLH's #3 -Cap'n
9I gotta soft spot in my heart for the Lemon
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8Niiiiiiice. - CH
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8One of the best Lemonheads -BN
8Good Lemon
8very, very good
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8Don's third is good, Johnny's third makes it even better.
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7Wordy, but funny. -CL
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7Poor sad Johnny
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7A touch clumsy, but I like the connection betw. Don and JLH. -PB
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7*grin* --TRT
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7+1 for JL's 3 -bbg
7Ah, the pathos of Johnny. +1 for JLH 3
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7-1 for Lemon in #3
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6-MMM-
6Good premise - average execution..crz
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6Nice rendering of Johnny's broken-in acceptance. --VX
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6Gettin' old. +1 for the race tie-in. +1 for the tagline.
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6Are they Don's bricks? Then why does-- never mind, I'll just give it a 6.
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6Lemons three saves the day.
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5I'm sorry, I just like Lemonhead's 3.
5Too wordy, but a good idea.
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5Phrasing and payoff need improvement.
5Pedestrian Don punchline, good Lemon punchline
4#3 doesn't quite make sense -- KATF
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3It keeps going and going and going...

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