RED MEAT The Quiet Stormtrooper from the secret files of max cannon
Thanks for hirin' me as the team mascot, coach. What do I do?
When the team scores, dance with the fans' kids. Pretend to strangle the other team's mascot. Run up and down the sidelines like a loon.
'Cept now I do it in a bear costume, right?
2002-01-15 11:58:37By Nightengail

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8Good timing
8Move coach's 1 to 2 --TRT
8good stuff (CB)
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7Man, those are some ugly characters.
7mmm...coffee. oh wait...i mean mmmm....humor... - the reverend
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7Haha, even if you know it's coming, it's still good.
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7Delivery good, but not quite perfect..crz
7Is Clyde a furry? --VX
7Awesome last line...
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7Just reread this. I like it. Vaca
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7Nothing that can't be improved with a bear costume. CH
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6Could use something more, still not bad. -PB
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6+1 on a quick reread, but it's still too front-loaded for me
6Cute. Preloggy
6Solid -- HoE
6I'm thinking "dancin' Homer"
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6Not Bad
6sort of a tired joke, but the timing kicks ass
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5no. not terribly funny. At all.
5-DB
5Not really all that funny, if you have ever known any Hurricane fans. - gtd
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