RED MEAT perfect tetris does not a perfect man make. from the secret files of max cannon
It was a quarter after ten in the morning which means I was a quarter through my bottle of scotch. She walked in and took her jacket off. I was feeling a little warm myself.
She spun a tale of unfathomable sadness...a small feline lost...fur on the grill of a milk delivery truck...it just didn't make sense.
Mister, are you going to put some pants on?
She was a pushy dame, but then again aren't they all?
2002-01-16 13:56:36By Reverend Toast

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8Fan. Tastic..crz
8I do kinda like film-noir Stacy-is-a-loon strips.
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7Funny!-Night
7You would get +1:2 if you hadn't fallen back to a 'no pants' joke.
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7Places Stacy within the community
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6I like the idea that he's so hungover he's not even dressed!
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6why must so many good jokes fall down the "no pants" hole
6-DB
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6I've seen this done before, otherwise sound. -PB
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6A solid Tracy 3 would nail this. - Spike
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6film meow.
6good, but too much like 1779
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6No pants = mildly funny
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6"I was a quarter through by bottle of scotch so it was a quarter after ten in.."
6well written
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5Karen's 3 saves this one. -FV
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5This would be so much better without the Karen ref. - Tam
5perfect film noir impression save "Karen" 3
5I sense a connection between Stacy's 1 and Karen's 3, but I don't know... --VX
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5I am a fan of the "no pants" joke, but it just seems like a cop out here.
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5You got sidetracked. Preloggy
5I wonder if he still has the Maltese Kitten.
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4Just say no to the paedo in the speedo. --TRT
3Karen and Stacy and kitten has been done, as has hardboiled talk as joke
3Oh dear, pants on (CB)

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