RED MEAT building a nude world order from the secret files of max cannon
This your pilot speaking. Welcome to Maybury international airport. Thankyou for flying with Johnson Airways.
Please remain seated until the aircraft has come to a complete stop. On arrival at the terminal building, please have your tickets and assports ready for inspection.
Honey, I don't think I want to play "airlines" any more.
How about we play "over-enthusiastic customs officer" instead?
OK, but I want to be the customs officer this time.
2002-01-17 17:11:54By Tom Swift

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9+1 for "assports"
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7Only on reread did I catch the joke in Ted's #2. Great tag. --VX
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7Really like this one!!!!!-Night
7+1 for "assports" - Spike
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7Great close redeems questionable beginning
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7Thankyou should be thank you; that's the only typo I see. Love the "assports."
6This is all for "assports"
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6you get a six for the assports line. - gtd
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6As good as standard "Ted and Wife bedroom antics" jokes go.
5weak -bbg
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5OK, just 1 typo, but decent concept. Preloggy
5Assports is okay, but seems too alone. Other puns might help it a little.
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5is 'assports' intentional? (CB)
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5Ha ha assports -- HoE
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5Pretty tame by Ted's standards. -PB
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5I'm not sure if this is better pretending "assports" is a typo or not.
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4Yawn! --TRT

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