RED MEAT gives baby jesus gas from the secret files of max cannon
No, your honor. I most certainly did not have relations with that woman.
Oh really, Mr. Johnson? And how would you define "relations?"
Two rubber bondage suits, the electric pickle, and a fresh bucket of pistachio nuts.
Let the record show that Johnson forgot the Mariachi singers.
2002-01-19 18:48:49By herpules

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9yay! - gtd
8Good rewrite, hilarious tagline. --VX
7love #3 (CB)
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7All sorts of wrongness.
7Better than mine. I think it's time for me to retire. (Temp)
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7"fresh bucket of pistachio nuts" is outstanding
7Surreal in a good way
7Now I know how the rewrite-haters feel; I now hate that damn electric pickle.
6The electric pickle again?
6"Mystery Guest" 3 saves it from mediocrity. -PB
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6Heh. Legal-beagle #3 makes this a +1. --TRT
6Good, but Clinton ref dates it - Spike
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6Too bad this joke is dying now.
6Good, but the judge's 3 seems anticlimatic -- HoE
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