RED MEAT debits and credits in the ledger of love from the secret files of max cannon
Lord, my flock strays from me with each passing week. What may I do to win back their trust?
I speak words of love, and they do not hear. I comfort them in times of distress, yet they leave in droves.
Do you have any words of wisdom that may guide me?
Why don't you keep your hands off that flock, and focus on your congregation for a while.
2002-01-22 16:55:18By groovintodigweed

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8hahaha...priests into beastiality will never ever be not funny. - the reverend
8Unexpected
8-FV
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7God #3 needs to be a question, but seems very Red Meat otherwise.
7-ballpn
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7I didn't see it coming
7Ouchy! There's a man out standing in his field. - Spike
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6-DB
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6Ha! Didn't see that coming! --TRT
6Nice curveball - SG
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6Boo...I mean, baa. --VX
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6at least the altar boys are safe
6what does god DO with all those sacrificial goats anyway?
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6Not bad.
6Not bad. Fooled me; I didn't see it coming, either.
6Vaca
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5God # 3 needs work. Preloggy
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5I got lost at God's #3 (CB)
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5Better 2 would help.
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5-PB
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5not weird enough.
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4-1 because the priest/bestiality aspect is so original.
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3No more pervert priest jokes!

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