RED MEAT Vanilla thunder and spleen boy from the secret files of max cannon
I was drivin' home from the store, and this car was followin' me and flashin' its headlights.
When I got home, the woman in the other car told me there was a maniac with a knife in my back seat.
Dunno what her problem was. The filthy hobo called shotgun fair and square.
2002-01-24 02:49:08By BagHead

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10+1 for an urban legend riff that doesn't suck
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8nice (CB)
81 and 2 are so entertaining that it'd be tough to find a suitable 3. --VX
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7I get it now! -DB
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7+1 for "Spleen boy" - Spike
7Good even though shotgun is in the front of the car.
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7I hate when shit like that happens. -Gar
7Shotgun IS up front, passenger side. The hobo got it, not the maniac.
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6I thought shotgun was up front, passenger side.
6Climb in the back of my Dragula...
6If he called shotgun, what's he doing in the back seat? ..crz
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6--TRT
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6There's a maniac in the back and a hobo in the passenger seat.
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6double entendre! (assuming the hobo is also holding a shotgun) -herp
6Good twist. Preloggy
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6A rewrite wouldn't hurt here..
6Saved by third panel.
6little stilted
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5comments help see the joke. shouldn't need them though. - gtd
5clean it up for +2. Vaca

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