RED MEAT the five-egg comedy omelette from the secret files of max cannon
I got a call today askin' if I want to switch my long distance.
I said my current plan don't cost nothin' and lets me talk to Jesus.
They said they could match it and I'd get a football phone, so I signed up. I love them football phones.
2002-02-07 14:41:31By Vaca

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9Earl's three is great --todcra
9this is great-BP
9Wow, Earl has the same provider as me! - Spike
9--TRT
8Very Max-ish. --VX
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8I actually visualized this one happening as I read it. -Gar
8funny!-Night
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7ha! -ballpn
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7it's surreal --J.
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7Hold out for frequent flier miles, Earl!
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7Weren't those from Sports Illustrated?
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6reminded me to renew my Sports Illustrated subscription. Gracias. - gtd
6I love them football phones me.
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5Like the football phone idea, but he should switch ONLY because he can get one
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5Flat finish. -PB
5Is this another of those American things?
5cheeky, but no cheeky grin (CB)
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