RED MEAT writing a wrong from the secret files of max cannon
Right son, I want a word with you. What's that funny smell? Have you been smoking pot?
Uh Dad....that smell is coming from your pipe.
Hmmm, I see. Well, what's that smell of alcohol? You've been drinking again haven't you?
No Dad, that smell is coming from your shirt.
Right....and the smell of urine?
Your shoes. Can I go back to bed now?
2002-02-08 21:47:27By Mingelover

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10i like... Anto
9I just like this an awful lot, nice job-pete
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7Heh. CH
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7yep, ted's a wally --J.
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6Well, you're heart's in the right place, anyway. --VX
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6Fairly predictable 1-2-3 format, but amusing enough
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5#3 just lets down. too repetitive
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5Builds up then falls flat
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5nice setup, requires change in format in #3 (CB)
4Nice idea, but goes on WAY too long.
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