RED MEAT Nat King Cold from the secret files of max cannon
"K" is for the kitty-kat, it has seen some better days. "I" is for Intensive Care, which is where its body lays.
Two "T"s for the two tires on my delivery van.
"Y"? Because it was in the road.
I hate you, Milkman Dan.
2002-02-14 10:03:31By Death Goat

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9I love it. Wonderful use of overused phrase to finish. 1st K should be Karen.
9Is this the Red Meat primer? -ZD
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8Awesome. -OQP
8Lovely. Simply lovely..crz
8"Y"? Because it made me smile.-ballpn
8Good enough--let's go. I love love love the tag. --VX
8+1 on re-read. Didn't catch Karen's rhyme. - Spike
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7I like it. - gtd
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7got a nice chuckle
7slick
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6MMD's 3 should rhyme.
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6Cheap but in this case that's ok (CB)
6+1 for rhyme
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6Novel. Vaca
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6upped on reread, would get more points if MMD finished the rhyme in #3 instead
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5Like the concept. Language in 1 is execrable.
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5MMD's 3 is a huge letdown
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5I'd like to give it more but it's too predicatble. Sorry.
5Doesn't parse for me, not sure just what it's parodying. -PB
5needs work
4-DB
4-FV
3M-I-C, K-E-Y, overplayed premise -- HoE
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