RED MEAT old farts still smell from the secret files of max cannon
Yessir, as much as Madge 'n I love each other, sometimes we just gotta do things separately. F'rinstance, this Shriners convention I'm goin' to.
She's stayin' home since she got to do the Daughters of the American Revolution roadtrip last summer. This sort of denial of service really keeps the relationship fresh.
Almost as much as not letting each other go to the bathroom for days at a time. Right, hon?
ggrk!
0000-00-00 00:00:00By Crisper Than Thou

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7Whoa, Wally's married. And that's a love bond for ya
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7That's a perfectly nasty twist. -CL
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6Wordy, but very Wally.
6Now that's some onomatopoeia'n! --VX
6Ouch.
6How ironic for Wally...
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6ggrk! Makes me smile - Val
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5CTT wasn't exactly Michael O'Donoghue, was he?
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5Something's here, but three is not the punchline this needs. -PB
5Nah.... doesn't do it for me. Sorry --TRT
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5Wally 's a bit too out of character..crz
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4a little too random -bbg
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4doesn't work
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4Long windup, and.........nothing.
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4Really needs work -JM
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4Too many words, not enough funny.
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3Hurts to think about
3Too wordy, and a terrible "joke".
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